Hello everyone
Summer never completely got off the ground, did it? Well I hope you’ve all enjoyed the last couple of months anyway.
This newsletter will be shorter than usual as I’m busy with a few projects.
I know Christmas is still a long way off but as I know some of you are very organised, don’t forget the option of a gift voucher (can be used for massages too) if you’re stuck for a present idea.
Session prices will be going up for Bodytalk on 1st October for new clients only, so if you know anyone who’s thinking of contacting me, suggest they do it before 1st October so they can get their sessions at the old price.
Best wishes
Etty
S, 25 yrs. – Eyesight – S. had come for Bodytalk specifically for a knee injury, but said “I’m convinced that my eyesight has been improving since that first session and my eyes feel so much more comfortable if I read for a long time”. Two links came up in that first session relating to the lens and the suspensory ligaments in the eye.
T – Improved relationship with teenage son – Several links came up during one Bodytalk session relating to certain belief systems T. held though these were never directly connected to her son. Since that session, T. reports that communication with her son is much easier and calmer and he has noticed too.
T., 58 yrs. – Wrist pain – A very simple case where the client came with wrist pain that she had suffered for around 5 months. During the first session, a number of links relating to the musculoskeletal system came up. At the end of session, T. felt it was slightly better but two days later she phoned to say the pain had completely gone.
For more information about EFT go to www.emofree.com.
Massage – Remember I offer a number of wonderful massage techniques including Swedish massage, Shiatsu and Chinese therapeutic massage.
Learning the Metamorphic Technique - ideal for parents - I run short workshops in small groups which provide an easy way to learn
the technique to perform on yourself or your friends and family (they do not qualify you to become a practitioner).
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At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours (half-frames too!) and neck chain.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with tiny tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. Includes a real tape of "I will Survive."
8. Divorced Barbie. Sells for £199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
9. Fat Ugly Barbie. Comes with mini-books of the Atkins Diet, the South beach Diet, Carol Vorderman’s Detox Diet and the Eat No Food Ever Again Diet. All unopened.
10. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the TV, flicking through the channels and making gross noises. Comes with Tena Ladys and Kleenex.
The next newsletter will be sent in November 2007.